If I wear this do I win America?

Yes, absolutely. 

If I only wear this when I go fishing will that be an unpatriotic travesty against America?

Wearing it while fishing would might make you even more patriotic... as long as you take a bald eagle with to help assist you with a catch!

I weigh 145, height is 5' 9". What size should I order?

It sounds like you would be an XS, but it depends on your waist size. 

XS is a 28-33" elastic waist, S is 30"-35", and M is 32"-40". 

You can check out more details on our FAQ section!
https://www.zestiesinc.com/pages/faqs

I’m 6’ 145lbs. What size should I get

If you want it tight you should get a Small, if you want some room you should be set in a Medium! 

Our rompers waist size is the most important, a Small can go up to 33 inches, a Medium 35 inches.

Can I swim in one of these? Is it wet/dry like swim trunks or will it be soaked the rest of the day like normal clothes?

You would be wet like normal clothes!

My waist size is a 30-32 and I’m 5’9” and way about 160 what size is that?

You should be set in a small!

I’m like 5’9” and about 150. What size is that?

You sound like you’d be set in a small!

6'2" 220. XL?

It depends on your waist size. You can check out our sizing guide in the FAQ!
https://www.zestiesinc.com/pages/faqs

I’m 5’11 125lbs. 28 waste size. Would I be Small or Medium?

Definitely a small! Maybe an extra small if you want a tighter fit!

I am 6ft 165 should I get small or medium

It depends on your waist size, but you sound like a medium!

I'm buying one for a guy who is 6'3 200lbs. Should I get a large or xl?

That could go either way, it depends on his waist size. To be safe you could get an XL!

I’m 6’3” 160# would I be able to get into a medium? Or do you still suggest a large?

You should be able to get by in a Medium just fine. The shorts/crotch might be a little short, but you should be alright in a medium. 

I'm 5'7 and 206 lbs. Really stalky thick legs and just a little bit of a belly. I really need this American flag romper to set off 4th of july as the marine corps vet that I am. What size would I be. Please help me make the fore fathers proud

You should be set in a large!

I am 6'5 235 more on the slim side. Would you recommend a XL or XXL?

You should be set on an XL - it depends on your waist size! An XL is ~39 inch waist, an XXL is ~44 inch. 

I’m 5’8 and weigh 175. What size would u recommend?

You should be set in a medium!